Dear Mr.
God,
Firstly, I
hope you are not offended by me addressing you as Mr. I was taught in
Sunday School, that you are male. If this is incorrect, then please
accept my apologies.
The body
that you supplied me with, appears to be faulty. I have been assured
by medical experts, after rigorous testing of the body, that there is
an inherent flaw with its basic manufacture, and is not due to normal
wear and tear.
I am aware
that you never supply a guarantee or warranty with any of your
products, but I think that you have a legal and moral responsibility,
to ensure that all of your products should always meet the normal
minimum standards expected for such products, and this you have
clearly failed to do.
You have
seven days from the date of this letter, to either repair the fault,
or to contact me, with your proposals for how you intend to rectify
the fault
Please do
not ignore this request, as this may result in in legal proceedings
being taken against you.
Yours
sincerely,
A
very dissatisfied customer.
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